I had so much fun last night. Suffering today though but just means I worked my butt off! The full video is on my @suicidegirls profile if anyone is a member! Trying to condense nearly 2 minutes into 15 seconds sucks. #poledance #polefitness #tattooedgirl #bruisedtoshit

This 👆

This 👆

Bahahahaha

Bahahahaha

More photos have surfaced from however long ago the 9th was haha. I think at that point I was being carried out of laziness rather than inability to walk…so much vodka consumed. #tattooedgirl #redhead #norwichhasnowseenmyarse

More photos have surfaced from however long ago the 9th was haha. I think at that point I was being carried out of laziness rather than inability to walk…so much vodka consumed. #tattooedgirl #redhead #norwichhasnowseenmyarse

Apparently I take too many selfies. Here’s a selfie.

Apparently I take too many selfies. Here’s a selfie.

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today my best friend asked me “why cinderella’s shoe fell off if it fit her perfectly” 

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Back has a fairly good bend but need to work on splits to make this better. Heidi (in the back) showed me this last night! #polefitness

Back has a fairly good bend but need to work on splits to make this better. Heidi (in the back) showed me this last night! #polefitness

This was maybe attempt 4 of upside down so I was a lot straighter by the end of the lesson but my science that was fun. #poledance #polefitness

#ecard

#ecard

I made a 4 ft 6 inches by 5 ft 5 inches wall of DVDs. It’s pretty impressive. One day I will have a house made of them

I made a 4 ft 6 inches by 5 ft 5 inches wall of DVDs. It’s pretty impressive. One day I will have a house made of them

I’ve never related to comic strips more than Yasmin’s. #catvshuman #cat #life #thisismyfutureifistaysingle

I’ve never related to comic strips more than Yasmin’s. #catvshuman #cat #life #thisismyfutureifistaysingle

And here’s my ‘yay I did it’ face. No longer worried about being able to hold my whole weight with my arms…mostly #poledance #tattoo

And here’s my ‘yay I did it’ face. No longer worried about being able to hold my whole weight with my arms…mostly #poledance #tattoo