alois-butt said: you. are. so. fucking. perfect.

Oh thank you! I’m really not but that did give me warm fuzzies

@alieatsdrums you’re going to need a bigger wardrobe. I’m moving to Scotland.

@alieatsdrums you’re going to need a bigger wardrobe. I’m moving to Scotland.

(Source: robertdeniro, via heyfunniest)

Approx. 20 seconds before my boob fell out. Successful run through! Haha #poledance #polefitness

Had a little play with the new Rihanna @maccosmetics lipstick. Totally different to what I normally wear but I rather like it! #mac #maccosmetics #vivaglam

Had a little play with the new Rihanna @maccosmetics lipstick. Totally different to what I normally wear but I rather like it! #mac #maccosmetics #vivaglam

I love how much stuff I have in my life now that makes me look like a goofy Cheshire Cat. Definitely the way forward. Pointless keeping stuff and people in your life that make you anything else!

I love how much stuff I have in my life now that makes me look like a goofy Cheshire Cat. Definitely the way forward. Pointless keeping stuff and people in your life that make you anything else!

Forgot I took this before the turtle last night! Possibly the only normal photo of us in existence

Forgot I took this before the turtle last night! Possibly the only normal photo of us in existence

Off to Reading later on for the first time in fooorrrrever. I wonder if it’ll be better now that I don’t live there…

Off to Reading later on for the first time in fooorrrrever. I wonder if it’ll be better now that I don’t live there…

thecutestofthecute:

In honor of Autumn coming soon, here are some happy dogs that love the fall weather are aren’t afraid to show it. Have a great day everyone.

(via yourwaifu)

I was a big ol’ pansy today and bailed after about 2 and a half hours but I’m chuffed with what we got done. @hannahcalaveratattoo free handed the new rose bit at the bottom. Dead impressed with it. #tattoo #unicorn #rose

I was a big ol’ pansy today and bailed after about 2 and a half hours but I’m chuffed with what we got done. @hannahcalaveratattoo free handed the new rose bit at the bottom. Dead impressed with it. #tattoo #unicorn #rose

Hope I don’t get in trouble for my song choice but holy crap it’s so appropriate when taken literally haha. (I figured seeing as it’s on the @avosetta YouTube that it isn’t a big secret and it’s ok…) #polefitness #poledance #iwonteverletgo

So much cuteness today! 8 kittens and a puppy along with 2 big pooches and 6 adult birmans was almost too much to handle! #cockerspaniel #birman #whoknowswhatcarais

Mix of #flashbackfriday and me being super stoked about what me and @don_jones have been planning. Such fun things!

Mix of #flashbackfriday and me being super stoked about what me and @don_jones have been planning. Such fun things!

Emi just went off for another year of school. To make me feel less old here’s a #tbt to when I was maybe 20? Oh Reading days…I’m so glad you’re over.

Emi just went off for another year of school. To make me feel less old here’s a #tbt to when I was maybe 20? Oh Reading days…I’m so glad you’re over.