Apparently I take too many selfies. Here’s a selfie.

Apparently I take too many selfies. Here’s a selfie.

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today my best friend asked me “why cinderella’s shoe fell off if it fit her perfectly” 

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Back has a fairly good bend but need to work on splits to make this better. Heidi (in the back) showed me this last night! #polefitness

Back has a fairly good bend but need to work on splits to make this better. Heidi (in the back) showed me this last night! #polefitness

This was maybe attempt 4 of upside down so I was a lot straighter by the end of the lesson but my science that was fun. #poledance #polefitness

#ecard

#ecard

I made a 4 ft 6 inches by 5 ft 5 inches wall of DVDs. It’s pretty impressive. One day I will have a house made of them

I made a 4 ft 6 inches by 5 ft 5 inches wall of DVDs. It’s pretty impressive. One day I will have a house made of them

I’ve never related to comic strips more than Yasmin’s. #catvshuman #cat #life #thisismyfutureifistaysingle

I’ve never related to comic strips more than Yasmin’s. #catvshuman #cat #life #thisismyfutureifistaysingle

And here’s my ‘yay I did it’ face. No longer worried about being able to hold my whole weight with my arms…mostly #poledance #tattoo

And here’s my ‘yay I did it’ face. No longer worried about being able to hold my whole weight with my arms…mostly #poledance #tattoo

Last night was mostly strength drills rather than new tricks. Got a photo of one of them that I’ll chuck up later. Did more of a dancey routine rather than a tricksy one. Pole squats and crunches are actually pretty fun! #poledance #tattoo

#Life

#Life

I was totally tortured at the weekend with epic amounts of cuteness. My face actually hurt from being a Cheshire Cat haha. Worth it. #hamster #hamsterspooning #superman

I was totally tortured at the weekend with epic amounts of cuteness. My face actually hurt from being a Cheshire Cat haha. Worth it. #hamster #hamsterspooning #superman

Poor T Rex fails at so much in life. At least he’d nail fronting a metal band. Wouldn’t need a mic with that roar!

Poor T Rex fails at so much in life. At least he’d nail fronting a metal band. Wouldn’t need a mic with that roar!

Utilizing the kitty boob seat. #lovemesomepussy #cat #shesspottedacatthatsnotmine

Utilizing the kitty boob seat. #lovemesomepussy #cat #shesspottedacatthatsnotmine